My Brother's Christmas Bottom--Unwrapped! by Jeremy Strong & Jeremy Strong

Author:Jeremy Strong & Jeremy Strong
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780141930831
Publisher: Penguin Adult
Published: 2009-08-07T04:00:00+00:00

Still, Rubbish looked sparkly clean by the time Dad had finished. So did Mr Tugg’s head.

Two o’clock in the afternoon was opening time and THERE WAS A QUEUE! People came pouring through the front door, where Lancelot was charging them fifty pence to get in. The crowds came pounding down the hall, spilling into the downstairs rooms and out into the garden. Dad was suddenly overwhelmed with shouting parents and their even noisier children.

‘Oh look – rabbits! There’s a rabbit. Look at the rabbit, Taylor. Taylor, look at the rabbit!’

‘Look, LOOK! A hippo!’

‘No, Trixibell, that’s a goat,’ said Trixibell’s mother. Trixibell wanted to know what goats ate and held out her hand towards Rubbish.

‘Goats will eat anything,’ Dad explained, just as Rubbish stuck out her long tongue, licked Trixibell’s hand from top to bottom and then tried to swallow it.

‘She’s eating my arm!’ complained Trixibell, while her brother, Jayden, fixed Dad with a sneer and bet my dad that goats wouldn’t eat a nuclear bomb.

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